News Just a little story that's kinda sad.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

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    So this chick I know had this boyfriend. Dude had been dying from the cancers for the last two years. He'd get better, then would end up back in the hospital. So dude asked her to marry him last month. He died a few days after he proposed. Sad, right? So a bunch of people donated so that his body could be taken back to Puerto Rico and so that she could travel there as well and the guy could be buried with his familia. So she goes to PR and dude get buried. After the funeral she comes home and this is waiting for her. The guy ordered it but croaked before it arrived. :bigcry:

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  2. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

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    Now I'm pretty much a fucking asshole, but even gives a shithead like me the sads.
     
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    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    Sad nothing. Both he and she avoided a life of misery. He took the easy way out. NEVER GET MARRIED!!!!
     
  4. YouveSaidItAll

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    "the cancers"...."the sads". :hilarious:
     
  5. LonghornJ

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    Haha she got pwned
     
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    nice ring
     
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    x76 Just a crazy old hermit Gold

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    Can we say BRILLIANT?
     
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    I guess that's sad. Also sad to want to marry a guy from Puerto Rico. Also sad to want to marry a guy who'd order that ring. Remember the cygnus ring? I'm sorry she suffered a big loss.
     
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    x76 Just a crazy old hermit Gold

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    Never get married. Never move in together. It is a recipe for doom.
     
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    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    Maybe you should just stay away from pussy altogether...
     
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    Marriage is only useful when your noble father needs an alliance, or an army.
     
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    I can't disagree with this. For me I think the perfection situation is a long term girlfriend who has her own place. Maybe a night or two during the week I crash at her place, a night or two during the week she crashes at my place, and maybe we have an understanding that on Friday and Saturday nights we do our best to end up in the same bed.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Since this is Dawgshed, I'm obligated to be a jerk. That ring is ugly. Sweet story though.
     
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    That blows. I hope he charged the ring and fucked the bank.
     
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    If I was the girl.....Id pawn it and go to Vegas and rent a Cowboy for the evening haha
     
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    Every cloud has a silver lining!
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    The important question: did you fuck her???
     
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    That's the fake story, Mike.
     
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    Did she get stuck with the bill?
     
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    Is she good looking? Chicks in mourning are an easy lay.
     
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