WTF Just about to reach in and get my dog a bone...

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    and look what made a home in there! Do I just dump him or keep it as a field mouse fish bowl???
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Will you be paying the Vet bills? for Mr. Mouse.
     
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    Poke one of his eyes out, take a few selfies with him in your closet and adopt him.
    Congratulations on finding your new purpose !
     
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    They make great pets

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    Get it red shorts and white gloves
     
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    You will take him outside and let him go somewhere safe.

    That's my guess. :)
     
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    Tell him he's eating the wrong food.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    ...and nothing else?
     
  9. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    How about a little suitcase and hat and send it on it's way?
     
  11. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Once your bubonic plaque has been confirmed from the infected flea bites that the disease carrying rodent left behind start a thread about it.
    Time to hire a new housekeeper.
    Is this your toilet?

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    Cute little mouse by the way.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I'm outfitting the bone jar as I type...I've named him....Chad...
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    it may be cute, but there is probably poop on those bones now
     
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    Fuck mice. They are disgusting little creatures with nothing positive to offer. They shit and piss everywhere and get into your groceries, ruining everything regardless of how little they chose to feed upon.

    i hate the little fuckers. I battle with them from time to time in the cold months. I think I have found all my entry ways in my house, but I'm sometimes outsmarted by those little fuckers.

    KILL IT!
     
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    replace dog with cat and these things sort themselves out...
     
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    I'd let it outside and never kill it, but yeah mice are foul beasts. I worked at Petland many years ago and cleaning the mice tank was the worst possible task. The smell was revolting... and they apparently have no control over their urination so they just go whenever and wherever.
     
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    I thought this story was going to end with..........."and the dog had a bone of it's own"
     
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    Ok its cute now but just wait until Chad hits puberty and the hormones kick in.
    Don't say we didn't warn you.

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    It's a deer mouse. Destructive little things. If you see one, you have 10. They are a bit clumsy, so very easy to trap.