Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by SomerSky, Mar 6, 2016.
and look what made a home in there! Do I just dump him or keep it as a field mouse fish bowl???
Will you be paying the Vet bills? for Mr. Mouse.
Poke one of his eyes out, take a few selfies with him in your closet and adopt him.
Congratulations on finding your new purpose !
They make great pets
Get it red shorts and white gloves
You will take him outside and let him go somewhere safe.
That's my guess.
Tell him he's eating the wrong food.
...and nothing else?
How about a little suitcase and hat and send it on it's way?
Once your bubonic plaque has been confirmed from the infected flea bites that the disease carrying rodent left behind start a thread about it.
Time to hire a new housekeeper.
Is this your toilet?
Cute little mouse by the way.
I'm outfitting the bone jar as I type...I've named him....Chad...
it may be cute, but there is probably poop on those bones now
Fuck mice. They are disgusting little creatures with nothing positive to offer. They shit and piss everywhere and get into your groceries, ruining everything regardless of how little they chose to feed upon.
i hate the little fuckers. I battle with them from time to time in the cold months. I think I have found all my entry ways in my house, but I'm sometimes outsmarted by those little fuckers.
replace dog with cat and these things sort themselves out...
I'd let it outside and never kill it, but yeah mice are foul beasts. I worked at Petland many years ago and cleaning the mice tank was the worst possible task. The smell was revolting... and they apparently have no control over their urination so they just go whenever and wherever.
I thought this story was going to end with..........."and the dog had a bone of it's own"
Ok its cute now but just wait until Chad hits puberty and the hormones kick in.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
It's a deer mouse. Destructive little things. If you see one, you have 10. They are a bit clumsy, so very easy to trap.