Just b/c Johnny wasn't a jew

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  1. Xandra

    Xandra New Member

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    I LOVED Johnny Carson.HE was funny no matter WHAT fukin Howard says-he's just jealous.When he kissed that lady's shoulder and then licked it-that was SO fukn funny.Jealousy will get you nowhere Howard ya freak!
     
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    And when Johnny was getting a massage with only underpants on-THAT was funny and Howard had to emulate him back in the day-he got it from Johnny!!!The bastard.I now hate Howard.And I wish he wouldn't sing or pretend he doesn't know the words so when you hear the song again it ruins it-the fucking ugly bastard-he should eat a donut like that one guy said and he was mad at him for that.
     
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    But Johnny didn't care he was an outlaw by the time that he was ten years old he didn't wanna do what he was told , just a prankster, juvenile gangster :dontknow:
     
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    johnny got poontang too
     
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    ...carson was great.
     
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    Carson had a great pimp hand.
     
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    Carson had a great delivery. Rich Little had him absolutely nailed. My favorite Carson moments came when his jokes bombed and he'd start saying, "Doc, are we open yet? I don't think anyone's here." And he loved ribbing Tommy Newsome.
     
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    He was on during the golden age of the Tonight Show.
     
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    Carson was a little before my time but through the magic of Youtube, there are some fantastic clips of the guy:

    [video=youtube;q5_V9RT8aR8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_V9RT8aR8[/video]
     
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    I approve this thread. God rest his soul
     
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    yes the pimp hand was stong with johnny

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    Bottom line is Howard is a classless buffoon.
     
  13. chapped

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    think about it.. Johnny was everything Howard insn't


    he called his own shots..

    he was a prick to some but never fucking flip flopped or apologized for it and he never became the pussy Howard is now

    he was also the same person at the end of his career that he was during..

    fucking didn't give a shit about money the way Howard does... if Beth had met Johnny he would have used her and thrown her away after a week...

    johnny wasn't afraid to live.....
     
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    Ralph Cirella's bowel movements and Apple.

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    What are two things that Howard is always pushing.
     
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    There is only 1 guy Howard stole from that he never bad mouthed and that was a guy named Charles Laquidara, the top AM drive guy in Boston when Howard was in school. He's mentioned him a few times on air, usually as passing shots at Billy as Billy used to work for Charles. Charles talked for the last 30 mins of his shift, which was unheard of back then. He did it under the guise of a game show named Mishegas but he spoke for the first 20 mins on whatever he wanted then had the game with a call in fan the last 10. Howard was so impressed with Charles that Boston was the only market that he allowed to tape delay his show and play it at night so it wouldn't bump Charles' show or go up against it. That changed as the stations in Boston changed. Charles was moved to a sister infinity station and Howard went live in the AM on the flag ship station WBCN.
     
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    Johnny Had A Normal Haircut

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    hey oh!

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    The Big Mattress. When I worked down that way, we would plan breaks around Mishegas. Billy West stole the show, of course.
     
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    -and one time Johnny took a Percodan right before he went on and he started getting off on it-the old formula where you'd really get off on just one-and he said,"Whew..I..I took a pill..Percodan,,and I'm really feeling it now and,whew"(or something to that effect),and man....it was SO fucking funny!!!-I want to see that again it was so funny...