Just bought a new pair of Wranglers

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Nov 30, 2012.

  1. Swayze

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    Man do these puppies sing

    My butt looks like an about to explode bratwurst in them

    I cut the bottoms off so theyll fray in the washer





    Toodles
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Any particular brand of Wranglers I should buy to emulate you, Swayz?
     
  4. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I was thinking about trying a new pair of wranglers...my regular old Levis are becoming impossible to find

    Loose fit, 501, flare leg...WTF happened to regular old white guy jeans?
     
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    all the regular old white guys died off
     
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    I only have two pairs of jeans. Both from Kmart, lol! Maybe this weekend I'll get another pair.
     
  7. Chiva

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    Do they make them in 45 waist?

    Asking for shitty.
     
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    Real Men Jeans
     
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    Where can I buy jeans that sing?
     
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    those oughta go nice with your Reggie hatin hat
     
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    yeah and what are they singing about?

    nice av, soco man :cool:
     
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    I was a Levi's jeans wearer for years till I tried a pair of Wranglers. Don't let the $10.00 price tag or the fact they sell them at Wal-Mart scare you. They have so much room for your balls it feels great.
     
  13. Swayze

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    Thats it

    I have a huge set of nuts on me

    Its embarassing in tight pants when people look at my moose knuckle

    I can see their eyes wander
     
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    i washed both pairs of my levis this weekend
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    stranglers
     
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    Wrangler butts, drive Schmoopy nuts.
     
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    lol at the faggit cowboys who still wear jeans. :jj: