Just bought a Squatty Potty

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    I must say... it does exactly what it says it does.

    If you're not in that deep squat position, there is a kink in your colon

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  3. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    When you have those small, gravel, chicken McNuggets sized shits, they come out immediately vs. having to strain.
     
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    [​IMG]

    If you're taking a huge shit, on the other hand, it comes out very smoothly too once you get into the proper position.
     
  5. Lucky Pierre

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    You put your feet up, then lean forward and back until you get your body into the exact right angle.

    Your bowels loosen up immediately

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    the squatty potty model can squat on my face.

    amirite
     
  7. Rum Balls

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    Seems like it puts you in the perfect position for a good ass fucking
     
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    Pooping with clothes on also makes it difficult to evacuate
     
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  9. Lucky Pierre

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    Most of the world does the power squat

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  11. Lucky Pierre

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    It might.

    I'm only here to say that the product does exactly what it says it does. This is how the human body was meant to shit.

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    I eat a diet high in fiber and shit falls out my ass when I want it to
     
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    Have you bought any other shit Howard hawks on his interviewathan
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Three months from today:

    Attorney: Miss Smith, why do you want to file for divorce?

    Miss Smith: My husband won't shut up about his squatty potty

    Attorney: Is that the thing you stand on when you take a shit?

    Miss Smith: Yes I can't take it anymore
     
  17. freds

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    "i want it now!"
     
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    You'll get nothing and like it
     
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    When I want to shit I usually find a potted plant, like in a hotel lobby or something, and drop ninja shits
     
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