Just bout had a shart attack

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Nov 18, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Last Friday night, after I ate all that Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch



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    loved that scene. :jj:
     
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    i hate when that happens :console:
     
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    I hate having to explain to someone why I'm going to the bathroom every 3 minutes
     
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    What sauce did you have? What caused all this rancid sharting?
     
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    Coworker picked up a shitload of boneless wings for lunch Friday

    I had like 13 of them

    It was a hodgepodge of Spicy Garlic, Mango Habanero, Wild, and I forget the fourth one
     
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    Was it the co-worker who asks to borrow a "stick"?
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No that guy's a fag
     
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    I went to black bear diner Saturday the place was packed like dicks in slippys huge vag
     
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    What'd you get?
     
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    corned beef hash it was good as fuck.
    Also the chicks working there were all young hot hipsters
     
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    Damn it

    At ours the waitresses are middleaged moms of 4
     
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    Thumbs way up Shean. Where was the closest one to you?
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    And hispanic
     
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    about 20 miles down in federal way
     
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    :eek:
     
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    I know but I was hungover and needed it