just christened my new home

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez VIP Extreme Gold

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    jerked off for the first time. Internet is fast, reliable. Everything works.

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  2. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot 2010 OG VIP

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  3. Gomez

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    :shit:
     
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    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot 2010 OG VIP

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    oh?
     
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  5. Rod-Stroker

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    I blasted into an old dirty sock earlier this morning and promptly fell right back asleep. Oh and I reset the clock as not to be one of those guys
     
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  6. Gomez

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    I never really did the sock thing. Just KY and a tissue for me. :dontknow:
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Shop towel on a roll. It handles my wettest vollies.
     
  8. Gomez

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    shop towels are amazing.. fuckin absorb everything
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Mine just sit on top. Like sludge.
     
  10. Rod-Stroker

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    It's going in the wash so why not ?
    And no tissue can handle that amount of goop,kinda like blowing your nose and snot ends up getting all over your hands.
     
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  12. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Jesus Christ, this got ugly. :wtf:
     
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  13. crazypreacher

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    Sludge.
     
  14. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Home? I have no home.
     
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    Wha? Why what happen?
     
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    Bunch of Jerk offs up ITT... :fil
     
  17. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Congrats

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  18. Chriza

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    Oh, he's hunted. Despised. Living like an animal. The jungle is his home.
     
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    You motherfucker.
     
  20. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    BULLshit!