Just contacted Beth the Pet Whisperer...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Apr 20, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Hoping for a response soon.

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    1. Behavioralist
     
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    2. Express the anal glands
     
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    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    awww thats a cutie
     
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    3. let howard photoshop cat in a bikini
     
  8. Wonder Trash

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    4. Put on arm warmers and pretend everything is fine.
     
  9. homebrew

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    call a car service and get it to the vet.
     
  10. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    Californians need sunscreen in April?

    You meant "have a couple of your faithful full time 'friends' take it to the on-call vet".
     
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    "Time to hire an exorcist!"
     
  12. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Actually yes. Gonna be 86 degrees today in my fine city in SoCal.

    And gonna be over 100 out at the Coachella festival this weekend.
     
  13. PappYawn

    PappYawn Well-Known Member Banned User

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    We need it all year.
     
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    Ladies and Gentlemen...If I could offer you one tip for the future

     
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  15. Mr Fantastic

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    7. Give it some grain alcohol and lit candle stat.
     
  16. TehLivingDeath

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    Got a whole pound of sand jammed up your cunt today, huh.
     
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    Turn on the water?
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    I tried that once on my grandmother. You've never seen funny like that.
     
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    Decorate her with jewelry.