Just drank from a beer that someone put out a cigar in.

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  1. TonyJax

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    Was not good.

    Did not see the ashes.

    Was my beer.

    Went to pee.

    Shithead put his cigar in my bottle.


    That is all.

    :hat:
     
  2. FCCstandards

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    I once drank from a beer, I thought was fresh. It was my skoal spit. :facepalm:
     
  3. Capn Crud

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    fccstandards has a better boat picture
     
  4. Gomez

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    time to crack his fucking skull
     
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    you couldn't finish the beer before you pissed?

    are you fancy or something?
     
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    That's the worst. Just thinking about it makes me want to puke.
     
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    I would never leave a beer unattended. Too many weirdos out there.
     
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    exactly what i was going to say

    ugh
     
  9. MONK

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    Hahaha. I spit dip in a plastic Bud Light Bottle last year at a Giants game an put it down. My buddy grabbed it thinking it was his and chugged it when they scored.

    He spit it up all over his shirt.

    Lulz ensued.
     
  10. TonyJax

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    I read a WWII book about how these men were waiting to go invade and they were sitting around listening to the men that had been in battle.

    The latrines were a long hike and they did not want to miss any of the stories so they would piss in the empty beer bottles.

    Some of the real beers and the piss bottles got mixed up and swigs of urine were had. : oy:
     
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    I spit it up too, all over my nephew. :facepalm: But, I found out after, my Bro-inlaw set it up. It was funny in the end, after everyone got cleaned up.
     
  12. TonyJax

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    I heart you.
     
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    :artiejj:
     
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    Jax what are you catching on the boat? Dorados, wahoos, yellowtail :dontknow:
     
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    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    :uhug:
     
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    I punched my best friend square on the face for spitting in my beer once.:jj:

    I can STILL smell/taste that fucking sip.:punch: I used to dip too, but in MY beer?! :puke:
     
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