WTF Just failed half my collage summer class

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  1. the G-man

    the G-man Well-Known Member

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    I tried to drag them across the line. But they missed assignments, turned things in late and failed to properly cite material. I probably could have gotten at least one cited for plagiarism.

    I'll probably get charged with a hate crime for violating their safe spaces.

    Edited to add: Damn Autocorrect. Collage-college
     
  2. Quality Control

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    I mean no offense, but I read the title and assumed you failed your college class. Autocorrect is the devil's handmaiden.
     
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  3. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker VIP

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    find out where they score their pot!


    i thought you were saying thay you failed a bunch of classes!
     
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  4. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    There full time students give them a break

    @garypagetwo
     
  5. Stereophonic

    Stereophonic Well-Known Member

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    Maybe you needed to copy someone? Collage is pretty easy [​IMG]
     
  6. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    They write anything on rate my professor.com yet?
     
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  7. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation Gold

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    Was it a spelling class?
     
  8. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

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    Stop being a lazy cunt faggot and do the goddamn work.
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    I thought you were taking a class and failed the first half from the title.
     
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  10. Quality Control

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    This title got everyone itt all the way fucked up.
     
  11. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Summertime in college was the fucking best... walk 18 at the muni course during the day, get blackout drunk at night, wake up and do it all over again the next day.
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    You'd better study hard for the rest of the class.
     
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  13. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    Autocorrect? What about your first sentence that ends too early? Your last two sentences also start with the same words...

    You sound like a melvin, was your class on how to be an ignoramus??
     
  14. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I get a hoot out of reading some of those. They will complain that the professor makes them write and spell correctly.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Imagine people paying thousands of dollars to attend a university then not trying to actually learn. Happens all the time. I was like that for my first two years.
     
  16. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Don't feel bad. I failed a collage class once too. My teacher said the Kirk Cameron cut-outs were too conspicuous and violated school code of conduct rules.
     
  17. the G-man

    the G-man Well-Known Member

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    Heh. One of the first things I tell them is that they can't write like they're on a message board. Different rules and all that.
     
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    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions Gold

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    How's your college going loser? I assume daddy is still paying for it, and you are failing math?
     
  19. Irish Joe

    Irish Joe Well-Known Member

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    That sounds like a brutal fucking curve.
     
  20. Ganggreen87

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    My advice
    Start drinking heavily