Just figured out why beffo wears hats all the time !!!!

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  1. ants b list lvr

    ants b list lvr New Member

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    So wiggys merkin will look more natural.... She has a huuge hairline....put them togethr his hair looks even stranger and unnatural..
     
  2. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...shes not doing that for howard. as if. i think she wears them when hes not around but they look dumb as fuck. i think shes just playing modoe cause "beth was a bikini model".
     
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    It cuts down on air passing between her ears.
     
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    It's to keep you from noticing her wonky eyes.
     
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    Could have posted a couple pics to compare.
    just sayin...
     
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    It's all about the roots.
    The more she bleaches her hair the worse the texture gets
    so the hat gives her a few more weeks between "treatments". :nocheer:
     
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    she is a classic follower. whatever she sees real celebs wearing in US weekly she then mimics
     
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    Bingo! The platinum dyed hair is a time consuming commitment. Soon she will look like Linda and Brook Hogan.
     
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    I doubt she's using peroxide. You can be sure she's spending anywhere from $300-$500 every six or seven weeks on her hair color at an upscale salon.

    Rose McGowan spent $300 on this new color.

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    My point is, she's not using drug store peroxide.
     
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    i think it's time for beth to cut her hair and go back to her original color (probably light brown/dark blonde) then add highlights. it would be more natural and richer looking. with the exception of strippers and escorts light blonde hair is outenzee.

    is there anyone who can photoshop different colors on our favorite idiot?????
     
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    :winner:
     
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    The whistling sound must drive Howard ape-shit.:snicker:
     
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    If she had chestnut or a chocolate brown hair color she would look great. The one thing she has going for her is her light green eyes.

    Alas, Howard will never go for it. He has designed his real doll.
     
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    Exactly.
     
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    She wears them for a period of time after each face lift to cover up the fresh wounds.
     
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    Exactly.

    These three things are non-negotiable for Howard's living trophy: (1) model; (2) thin; and (3) blonde.