WTF Just fingered a widow

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  1. Airwolf

    Airwolf Well-Known Member

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    Was doing some plumbing work, went outside to turn off the water, stuck my finger in the tiny hole to open the lid to the valve, lifted the lid and this girl was on the end of my fingertip! What are the odds? Didn't die.

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    :omg:
     
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    Airwolf Well-Known Member

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    exactly!
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Should've shot Spider in the foot
     
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    Airwolf Well-Known Member

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    Those things just look like death.
     
  6. WUT7272G7C

    WUT7272G7C Space Chimp

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    God's obviously built a hedge around you!
    You can probably run in traffic, and do all sorts of crazy sh*t!
    You're like a superhero now.
     
  7. Gunt

    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo.

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    I hope you set fire to the house and surrounding area.
     
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    TheMercenary Collecting Light

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    @Mr Sinister
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I didnt think they get that big
     
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    Get your ass to the gas station and buy a lottery ticket for chrissake!
     
  11. Ashbeard

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    I got bit on the ankle by a brown recluse spider at a bush party. I only had a couple drinks but I was stumbling around like I drank a whole bottle of whiskey.

    I faintly remember having sex with my wife but couldn't finish and I kept feeling this giant blister. Left me with a deep seeping wound on my ankle that eventually had to get gouged out so it would heal.

    I fucking hate spiders. Giant dock spiders are the worst at the cottage.
     
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    Airwolf Well-Known Member

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    got a pic of that?
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    what kind of spider is that?

    Serves you right for going to a "bush party" cleanly shaven only :nono:
     
  15. Airwolf

    Airwolf Well-Known Member

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    a black widow... i couldn't get a good pic of it's underside
     
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    That shit is bulbous. That shit is like a Darth Vader helmet.
     
  17. Airwolf

    Airwolf Well-Known Member

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    Spiders and I have a mutual understanding. They don't reveal themselves to me and I won't burn their ass with a blowtorch.
     
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    No, sorry. It eventually healed up the hole and I just have a big scar.

    Now I go all Hank Scorpio on every spider regardless of its deadliness. Moth nests too.

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    I'm so glad we don't have Black Widow's here. Or at least I've never heard of it. Where abouts are you?