just finished my christmas shopping in a new record time of 2 minutes 21 seconds

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by SIPAWITZ, Dec 23, 2013.

  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Seven $50.00 amazon gift cards and seven gift card holders
    Total cost: $365.32

    Not giving a shit if you think its selfish and impersonal



    PRICELESS
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    respect
     
  3. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Word

    And nobody cares...cause they always say thank you with a smile
     
  4. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    So your wife gets the same gift card amount as your kids...don't you think she deserves more for once swallowing your batch?
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Gift certificates from the display at my grocery store, ftw.
     
  6. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    very thoughtful
     
  7. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    No...she gets the same
     
  8. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    good job brother.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Bingo....no stress, no crowds, no wrapping

    Merry christmas
     
  10. Mur

    Mur soon

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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Very Jewish of you :coffee:
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    :beer:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    People know I care because I always make it my business to ask what they bought
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's always the right color and size. :lo5:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Yep...and its always what "THEY" wanted
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    why did it take so long?
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    3 people ahead of me in the checkout line....next year I'm gonna go after midnight
    That records going down!
     
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    perfect:hat:
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    driving along in the shitty stupid holiday traffic I was thinking about all those cars in front of me filled with shitty gifts no one wants. whatta fuken charade. xmas & dumbass bdays should end with the kids. my stupid wife buys her 80yr old mother something for her house every year. wtf? it never gets used, just take her to dinner & movie instead of a houseful of shit.
     
  20. Satori Brah

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    I hope you spent more time on your college football pool picks :hhh: