Just found out a chick I used to date stabbed a guy....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Jun 14, 2012.

  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    ....a few months ago with the same first name as me! :bug:

    Kinda feel lucky today :sunny:
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    hope you didnt find her on okcupid :chair:
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    There's another guy named Faggot? :eek:





    I'm sorry that was uncalled for :hug:
     
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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    My ex tried to stab me once but I dodged it

    Then 6 years later she died :grad:
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    my ex bit the fuck out of my leg..........took a huge bite......she was bi-polar :chair:
     
  6. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    so you never got to try her bunnyboil?
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  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    :golfclap:
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Sounds like she was a bi-polar bear :smile:



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  9. MatthewT

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    mah faaaavorite COPS episode, they're wheeling out a dead body on a gurney, and the woman they're arresting yells out defiantly "I stabbed him before, he never died!!!"
     
  10. Mack

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    :facepalm: I've been stabbed by a chick.
     
  11. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    what kind of breed was she?
     
  12. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Never did the dating site thing.

    Not that there's anything wrong with it.
     
  13. MatthewT

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    :munch:
     
  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    its something new that i wanted to try.....meeting chicks at bars and functions got a lil boring....well see how long this lasts
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :mad:
     
  16. Porn Stache

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    You're really wearing this bit out, bro.
     
  17. sickfeeling

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    dec. 2010 i was at a wedding where I met this cute 15yr old
    at the wedding she was all over me and flirting and wanting to wear my suit jacket, etc
    the next day she was balling and telling her mom how she had been raped that night by her boyfriend

    her boyfriend had the same name as me

    her BAWLING was overheard by family members and they thought I had done it
    from what I understand a good chunk of my girlfriends family still thinks I raped this teen girl


    /i would totally have raped her
    //god such hotness
     
  18. cheezedbyfate

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    with a knife...not a strap on.....
     
  19. MatthewT

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    gotta love that you don't have to ask "were you sickfeeling from sfn?"
     
  20. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    ^ 15?

    Alert :mad: