Entertainment Just found the best summertime mixer for vodka

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  1. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    105 degrees where I'm at right now so something light is in order.

    Available at Trader Joe's

    Not sweet, so massive quantities aren't a problem.

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    What if you live in a state where they dont sell alcohol at Trade Joe's ? I know it makes no damn sense but its true.
     
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    Whatever makes it easier to go down! :beer: It's Stella time
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  4. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    The only thing you need for vodka. An olive or two isn't bad either.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    why not buy seltzer and just add some grapefruit or cucumber slices?
     
  6. Mr Pink

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    But...this goes to eleven...

    Seriously though this stuff is way better than infused water. Lot of flavor, not a lot of sickly sweet.
     
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    The seltzer is non-alcoholic. Just the right amount light sweetness. Vodka rocks is a little rough when you're in super hot weather. You have to hydrate, yo.
     
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    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    Interesting...wi
    Maybe a squeeze of lime. I am underway @ljc
     
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  9. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    I'll be joining you shortly :beer:
     
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    I was at a really nice hotel in Mexico City and the room didn't have a friggin ice bucket, so I called down for ice. They brought me these perfect cubes with square, 90 degree corners like the pic above. Beautiful...

    Pretty sure it made the booze taste better.
     
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    Cucumber seltzer with mint I've tried and its gross. The grapefruit one I know I'd love.
     
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    Buy the Seltzer at Trader Joes

    Then buy some Vodka elsewhere? :dontknow:
     
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    Hey thanks! I'm going to try that this weekend.
     
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    Get some blueberry vodka and mix it with some good lemonade over crushed ice, great summertime drink.
     
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    Try this one, waaayy better. Cucumber is easy to fuck up...they do it right.
     
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    Sooo...a little seltzer make you want to suck dick?? Sorry, you have issues bro.
     
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    Is all you need
     
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    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    I'd cut out the Canada Dry and lime, but on a hot summer day by a pool, very nice.
     
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    And a splash of Grenadine.

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