Just gave my Football gambling sheet to my bookie

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  1. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Went 4 teams @ 11-1, for 20$

    Picks: StL -3 over Car., Miami +3 over Cincy, KC -8 over Buff, Jax+10 over Dallas :hump:
     
  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Sadly you will win money on this one

    Jax+10 over Dallas
     
  3. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I know about 5 people that go through this guy (including my dad & brother) and they all picked JAX. :jj:

    If the Kitna & the Cowboys cover, the "house" all over America will make a KILLING! The other spreads i've seen online say Jax +6.5.
     
  4. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    so u win how much?
    220?
     
  5. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Ooooooh. Gambling. I like this. Like the Miami pick. KC giving -8 is too many.
     
  6. mattyfishrip197

    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    stl...will cover kc...will not...this i know for sure....also why the fuck would you put the miami game in a 4 game parlay...wtf...
     
  7. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    And never parlay anything. Ever.

    Straight bets and buy the hook when needed and if the juice isn't too high.
     
  8. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Yea, Cuz.

    DaMonkeys- Since week 3 i've been saying the KC D is for real, plust they got sick special teams. They're 3-0 @ home and Buff is 0-3 on the road. I think they're gonna crush buffalo

    One im worried about is Miami, just worried it's one of those trap games where teams get lazy on the road.
     
  9. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    round robin parlays r best
     
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    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    this....find 1 game or total and stick with it...hell pitt or houst plus 5... or the over in the london game...all are way better then miami\cinnci....stay away from that fucker
     
  11. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    So don't get greedy and take Miami. Why a 4 game parlay? Great if you hit 1-2 a year, but if you net it all all out, you lose. Odds are almost impossible.

    Do you look at line trends? Who the public is on?

    Buffalo will cover if not win outright. Watch.

    Yup. First Half bet might be the better call on the side, not the total.
     
  12. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I used to do 20$ every game, but i'm basically a barely over .500 person at picking games.

    Never splurged big on one game, except the one time i put 300$ on the Giants vs. the Pats during the superbowl :cheer:
     
  13. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Believe in the Chiefs!!!! They'll put up 30+ pts. this week.

    No, i don't look too much into it, its only 20 bucks.

    I'm 3rd in Apocs pickem league, which is only like 5 or 6 games above .500. Just started the parlay cards last week, for this season, Big Ben fucked me with his fumble.......o and i picked the broncos over oakland :mad:

    Shit's just for fun anyways.
     
  14. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Take a look at this site. A TON of info. Lots of different lines from Vegas, line movement, trends, statistics, opinions, etc.

    www.covers.com

    Go to the specific tab for the sport you are looking at and it will narrow it down.

    If you manage your $$, you can make $$.
     
  15. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Cool site, you a degenerate gambler monk??
     
  16. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    i said round robin parlays u amateurs!
     
  17. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Ummmmmm.........yup. :c
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Throw down a Reverse Parlay then. Fuck the Round Robin.
     
  19. Jack-A-Roe

    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    Whats more satisfying, Monk? Winning a big bet or raping a woman?
     
  20. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Biggest pot i've ever won was an 1800$ pot in online poker.

    I'm not saying it was as good as rape(cause i never did it).....i'm just saying the feeling was pretty fucking good.