Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gilaet, Oct 20, 2014.
Die gas pumper
I grew up a poor black child.
He would still be alive if he opened the phone book to a suicide prevention hotline.
Creating a spinoff thread should be a fireable offense for a mod, IMO.
My wifebeating neighbor used the phonebook because it didn't leave distinct marks on his 90-lb wife
"Looky here Joey, it's her lucky day, it only made it to the R's..."
more replies than my thread
I don't believe I've ever beaten a dragon priest
I saw a pay ohone the other day I was like
I find it hard to believe you haven't beaten off a priest or two.
You jack in it?
I still get phone books dropped off at that house about 5 times a year. They go straight to the recycle bin. People who work for those companies must be feeling pretty insecure. Nobody under 70 uses them.
They make good fire starters in a pinch.
Hell, I bet they burn like a log. At least a big city one would.
Rainman would have that fucker memorized by now. Get to work!
I'm watching Wapner.