Just got a phonebook

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  1. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Sammy13 I love The Cookie Banned User

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    Die gas pumper :grad:
     
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    Sammy13 I love The Cookie Banned User

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    I grew up a poor black child.
     
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    He would still be alive if he opened the phone book to a suicide prevention hotline.
     
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    Creating a spinoff thread should be a fireable offense for a mod, IMO.
     
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    shean? :wtf:
     
  8. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    My wifebeating neighbor used the phonebook because it didn't leave distinct marks on his 90-lb wife :nocheer:
     
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    "Looky here Joey, it's her lucky day, it only made it to the R's..."
     
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  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    more replies than my thread
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I don't believe I've ever beaten a dragon priest
     
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    I saw a pay ohone the other day I was like :wtf:
     
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    I find it hard to believe you haven't beaten off a priest or two.
     
  14. Mr. Potato Head

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    You jack in it?
     
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    Collect call
     
  16. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I still get phone books dropped off at that house about 5 times a year. They go straight to the recycle bin. People who work for those companies must be feeling pretty insecure. Nobody under 70 uses them.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    They make good fire starters in a pinch.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Hell, I bet they burn like a log. At least a big city one would.
     
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    Rainman would have that fucker memorized by now. Get to work!
     
  20. gilaet

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    I'm watching Wapner.