just got a psychic reading

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  1. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    So im doing a clients makeup and she is vietnamese and her 800 year old granny is there. She's a clairvoyant. So she has me shuffle about 20 regular playing cards 9x's. she doesn't speak english so its being translated..she said a bunch of BS that could have been about anybody. Flattering things. I don't buy any of this crap. So she asks me if I have a question....

    I ask her where Roman is. Roman is my doberman pinscher that died 9 years ago tragically from heart failure. I couldn't get him into my car, I was home alone and he weighed a good 100lbs. So he died...I know his heart was bad and probably not have lived much longer even if we got to the vet. I have a creepy memorial for him.

    The first thing she said was "this is not a person, you shouldn't let your life dwell on this. A dogs soul is different. You will love many more dogs in your lifetime..They need you now, not someone wishing for yesterday"

    How did she know it was a dog...I have all kinds of pets.. :tears2:

    Now im all messed up...
    Where's the ketel one at....and the bong. My client didn't have a clue who Roman was either..
    I was hoping she would say "there's a giant black doberman that follows you" She didn't say where he was.
    :bigcry:

    f mutt
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    That is kind of creepy...
     
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    He's with Beth.
     
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    meh

    Mama-san's no Sylvia Browne. :coffee:

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    Wow...trippy. I'd go see her again.
     
  6. Jayla

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    Sorry about your beloved doggie.
     
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    ...i knew a woman who told fortunes with regular playing cards. she did 2 readings for me and was scary dead on each time.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    You stole my post!
     
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    Number??
     
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    because you must have told your client and she told her granny--or because Roman isn't a very common human name these day, she figured it was a dog
     
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    ...sorry about your dog----I would love for this shit to be real, but it's not
     
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    ...i lost track of her years ago scarlett, sorry.
     
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    I've never talk about Roman the Scandalous..I just start crying. Cant handle it..
    How I deal with it still is weird and creepy. Not a day goes by I dont think about him.
    He was my hootie boy. It was just his birthday.

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    I went to a few many years a go, and so have lot's of my family. One of my cousins says she's psychic. They all "spoken" to my brother, yet he's never told them who killed him ---I would think that would be a pretty important piece of info :dontknow:
     
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    This is exactly what I thought....she also said I was at my healthiest right now...no i'm not.

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    She doesn't hold a candle to Miss Cleo. I called her now for my free reading and it was on point.

     
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