Just got a text from a friend asking to borrow $300

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  1. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Haven't seen him in a couple of years. He has his problems. His text:

    "Hey ******, i need to borrow some money, like 300 bucks. My car is broke and girlfriend n im broke. We got evicted and will be homeless. i can get it back to you at the end of the week when the welfare check for back rent comes, about 1600...i'll pay for the loan too dont matter. Can you do it? Im out of options. I applied to Mcdonalds. Ive been dealing heroin for the past few weeks but not getting anything out of it cause my girlfriend uses more than i do. ahhh"

    And this guy has a Master's degree. :jj:
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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  3. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    This only happens in New York.
     
  4. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Seems trustworthy. Do it! :cheer:
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Nice friends you have there...
     
  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    You can't enable people.

    Tell him to suck 8 - 10 dicks for cash and he'll be OK.
     
  7. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    he's in upstate ny. like 5 1/2 hours away.

    he obviously needs the money asap to get high, otherwise he can wait til the end of the week for his welfare check. if that's even true about the welfare check.
     
  8. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Tell him to get his money up
     
  9. DarkFriday

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    Block his number
     
  11. Mr Sinister

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    Yea do that immediately :jj:
     
  12. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i've denied him funds in the past. think im gonna just pawn him off to some mutual friends. :grad:
     
  13. tomtom

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    You can take the boy out of the city.......
     
  14. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Give him $300 for $500 in heroin.
     
  15. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    These types of fucks were breaking in houses around here recently for quick cash to get high. 2 of them are as high as you can get now - if they made it to heaven.
     
  16. Capn Crud

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    Junkies paying back a loan :jj:
     
  17. koam

    koam Playa' Pimp

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    Obama will help him out, they give all kinds of money off the backs of us working full time to deadbeats like your buddy, and illegal fucking immigrant assholes.
     
  18. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    You should tell that guy to skip McDs and apply for a job as a parking lot security guard. :up: BIG MONEY.
     
  19. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :bigthink

    He'd probably give up his gf too, but she's lol chrizer big.
    He has an obamaphone. :ufacepalm:
     
  20. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

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    I could have gotten a Master's degree high on heroin, it is not that hard.

    Everyone in college is drunk or stoned except the chinese and they look stoned.