Just got accosted at Dairy Queen

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Aug 14, 2012.

  1. Swayze

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    Ordered a peanut buster parfait in a waffle bowl, and a double cheeseburger

    The kids behind the counter started started laughing and the one brat thew the parfait all over my chip n pepper shirt so I got the fuck outta there.

    Never going back
     
  2. Popeye Saavedra

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    Kneegrows?
     
  5. Swayze

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    My lawyer, Dusty Keeler, says we might have a case at suing DQ HQ.
     
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    That will teach them.
     
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    One time I got "egged" riding my bike home from Roy Rogers. :mad:
     
  8. Swayze

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    I'm at the cop shop now with a thick brown blanket draped over me and giving my statement.
     
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    You brave little man. We can all learn important stuff from you.
     
  10. Swayze

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    That happened to me on 9 different occasions
     
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    You should of gave them a old school roadhouse style ass whoopin Swayze! You gettin soft?
     
  12. Popeye Saavedra

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    She's talking about the real Roy Rogers after she blew him. :c
     
  13. Swayze

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    I dunno man

    I was fuckin outnumbered
     
  14. Popeye Saavedra

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    Bullshit.

    [video=youtube;vaPeVFKCf1E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaPeVFKCf1E[/video]
     
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    When I was walking home one day when I was 13 someone drove by in the back of a pick up truck and hit me directly in the face a deluxe personal pan pizza.
     
  16. Swayze

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    :lol:
     
  17. Swayze

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    THAT WAS 20 FUCKIN YEARS AGO MAN

    IT WAS A FUCKIN AMBUSH MAN, A SET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!



    Fuck off
     
  18. Thelonious Davis

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    is "egged" code for raped by a pack of A group of lovely people?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Thank God you are OK Swaze...You could have been raped!!