Just got attacked by a pack of wild Zipperheads!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Jan 16, 2013.

  1. Swayze

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    I was doing my personal shopping at Home Hardware - mainly looking for a new plunger, and these FUCKING asian punks came into the store.

    I pretended that I didn't notice them but they started walking straight towards me like they knew me. They started asking me all kinds of questions about plungers and my bowel movements, being really rude like. Then one of the zippers got down on all fours behind me and the leader pushed me over him and thats when they all started bootfucking me.

    I'm in the emergency room now. Stiches, cracked ribs, my best shirt got totally torn off so I have no shirt to wear.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's why I only travel with my posse of waterheads.
     
  4. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    We gotta do something about these pan-faced animals!

    Time to take out the trash.
     
  5. Swayze

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    Worst part is I was strapped for such an occassion. See below.

    But I couldn't get to my weapons in time as I was "swarmed" like you hear on the news.

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    They took my Sears gift card.
     
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    are you ok?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    this
     
  8. Swayze

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    I'm shaking right now

    So no

    I"m not OK
     
  9. Schmoopy

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    Link :fail:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cwl:
     
  10. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    It's a sentence underlined for emphasis. :rolleyes:
     
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    You need to change your name because the real Swayze would have torn the throats out of those zipperheads' necks. You are a disgrace to the Swayze name.
     
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    did they jack your swag again?
     
  14. Stjtoday

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    Don't worry, I hear the president is going to outlaw plungers.. problem solved
     
  15. Swayze

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    Stoopy strikes again!!!