Just got back from a company party

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Hateman, Nov 7, 2014.

  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    11,607
    Likes Received:
    830
    Seeing people you didn't want to see drunk is very disturbing :shakey:
     
  2. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

    Reputations:
    28,370
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    74,557
    Likes Received:
    24,552
    were you the drunk slut?
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

    Reputations:
    23,679
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    74,113
    Likes Received:
    47,943
    I love doing that. I have corrupted more than one person at those functions.
     
  4. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 Big Southern Dummy VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    120,246
    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2011
    Messages:
    52,046
    Likes Received:
    14,846
    What happened? Let's hear it.
     
    DrivenByDemons likes this.
  5. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    11,607
    Likes Received:
    830
    Ya? You mean sexually?
     
  6. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    11,607
    Likes Received:
    830
    Not a looker in the bunch :(
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

    Reputations:
    23,679
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    74,113
    Likes Received:
    47,943
    Nooooo. I've only worked with 2 or 3 decent chicks. I'm talking old people. Old women in particular. I got a sixty something lady so fucking drunk at a work party I literally felt bad. I will say, old women are perverts.
     
    Johnnykstaint likes this.
  8. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    11,607
    Likes Received:
    830
    You created a Frankenstein! :jj:
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

    Reputations:
    23,679
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    74,113
    Likes Received:
    47,943
    She didn't want to drink at first. By the time I got done with her she was slamming martinis. :jj:
     
  10. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

    Reputations:
    30,839
    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2010
    Messages:
    30,512
    Likes Received:
    12,884
    Working for "the man" ain't my bag bro.
     
  11. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    11,607
    Likes Received:
    830
    :lmao: that's great. What was she like the next day?
     
  12. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

    Reputations:
    187,423
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    28,286
    Likes Received:
    32,184
    Did you Xerox your ass?
     
  13. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

    Reputations:
    23,679
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    74,113
    Likes Received:
    47,943
    I didn't see her till Monday but I know she was hurting. She deserved some fun though as she was going through some rough shit.
     
    Hateman likes this.
  14. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    11,607
    Likes Received:
    830
    Always wanted to try that....

    What are you doing up so late?
     
  15. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

    Reputations:
    187,423
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    28,286
    Likes Received:
    32,184
    Time off for good behavior.
     
  16. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

    Reputations:
    187,423
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    28,286
    Likes Received:
    32,184
    what line of work you in @Hateman ? Do you get bottomless bacon?