Just Got Back From The Mall....

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  1. Gas Face

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    And here's a few brief observations I made:

    1. Foreigners love to stand in your way when looking at shoes. They just can't stand back and let others see the selection. (like I'm really gonna buy those white leather pumas they're looking at)

    2. Foreigners also love the Armani Exchange store.

    3. Wigger stores are the only place that sells jean shorts.

    4. Fat people love sitting in the black leather massage chairs.


    It was a brief visit. Those are my observations. :hat:
     
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    What's wrong with white leather Pumas? :nocheer:
     
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    Blade Runner on right now. :yes:
     
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    Nothing if you're from Croatia.
     
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    :hat:
     
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    You completely over looked all the barely legal ass?
     
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    How crowded was it? I'm going there in a bit.
     
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    That was my main reason for going.
     
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    It was empty.
     
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    We should all meet up at the MOA. Make a day of it. Go on some rides. :c
     
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    :cheer2:
     
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    :p
     
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    i always wanted to go. Dawgsaloon field trip :cheer:
     
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    holy shit go wash your pussy
     
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    I didn't see that store in the mall.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    No offense, but 3 is false. I wear jean and camouflage cargo shorts all summer.


     
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    where did you buy them?
     
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    Target, kohl's and work world. Wrangler, levis, and Dickies.
     
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    I was at Kohl's earlier. Picked up one of those "Patriotic USA" tees for $4.99

    Made in Honduras :facepalm:
     
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    Change "shoes" to "anything".... I've experienced this phenomenon many times in all types of shopping venues. It's like they see you staring at stuff real hard, and they want to see what is so interesting and stand right in front of you while they do it....and then finally just keep on walking, because they weren't interested to begin with. Tasing them should be not only legal, but compulsory :mad: