Just got bitten by a dog

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. Swayze

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    Yeah

    I went out to my mailbox to pick up a package I'd been waiting on for a long time (a pair of vintage Wranglers I won on ebay but the seller was giving me problems so it took like 4 weeks to get them :mad:) and my neighbors dog Candy charged me like a bull and bit my wrist and shook it like an shark and took me down to the ground and wouldn't let go until he came out to save me.

    Had to get 36 staples in my arm.
     
  2. Gwarn1

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    You're an asshole
     
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    Wranglers :giggle:
     
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    That's why the dog bit him.
     
  5. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Looks like that's the last person that dog's gonna bite.

    did you file a police report? If so, I think the cops will automatically have to seize the animal.

    Or...do they wait until the matter is adjudicated? :dontknow:

    Cops? What say you?
     
  6. Lemmy

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    Candy....

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  7. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    How do the Wranglers fit?
     
  8. Swayze

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    Yes I called the cops as soon as I was released from hospital and demanded the dog be terminated.

    There is a cruiser outside my neighbors home right now and animal control is on the way. That piece of shit is going to rot in hell.
     
  9. Swayze

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    I actually just tried to put them on but couldn't because my arm is bandaged up and is serverly painful so I'll have to wait but they look like they are keepers.
     
  10. Cheri

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    Did you shit your pants?
     
  11. Lemmy

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    Where I work we would do a report but Animal Control (dog catcher) follows up and makes any decision regarding citations or seizure. We only get further involved if they need assistance with a dickhead owner or, obviously, if the dog is loose and vicious we might have to put it down immediately.
     
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    Sorry bro. :(
     
  13. Swayze

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    Basically
     
  14. MisterSeven

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    Jesus. Put 'Candy' down before it kills a tot. Post pictures of your arm, if you wanna.
     
  15. Swayze

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    thats the thing, they're all dickheads and I want him charged and the dog MURDERED NOW!!!
     
  16. Swayze

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    I can barely move right now but I'll post pics later on if I'm up to it

    I'm really bummed out and I'll be scarred for life physically and mentally.
     
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    What kind of dog was it? Also, did the dog try to eat your feces soaked pants?
     
  18. Lemmy

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    Chicks dig scars......just tell 'em you were attacked by a gang of negroes.
     
  19. gilaet

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    Tattoo "Thanks, Obama!" under your scar.
     
  20. Swayze

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