Just got elected to the Mayflower Society

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by zhukov, Jan 19, 2014.

  1. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    Which means I'm a white guy in America going back to the 1600's.

    My relatives fought in the Revolutionary War, Civil War, etc.

    Discuss :coffee:
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I like tha little white uniforms you guys wear...
     
  3. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    You racist.
     
  4. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    they looked great

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  5. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    of course
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Dave's the founder.
     
  7. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    on the French side
     
  8. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Did Dave vouch for your great-great-great-great-great grandparents being on the ship?
     
  9. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    actually, Dave was on the ship and vouched for all four of my relatives

    I couldn't have done it without his histerical knowledge
     
  10. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    he's a good e-pal to do that for you.
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Hey, how about you two faggots tongue dart the corn kernels out of my shit-pipe. :smile:
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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  13. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    Hey Stoney how the fuck you been?

    Are you from England or did you show up washed on the shore of Miami Beach? :c
     
  14. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    So what are the benefits?
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I think I'm 3rd or 4th generation American. Not sure what came before my grandparents.

    I figured you were some 2nd generation Polack, since you look unclean and stupid. :smile:
     
  16. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Im sorry, I wazz thinking Maytag...My bad.
     
  17. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    be nice, sounds like you're cousins
     
  18. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    well you wuz wrong, must be some good herb

    I can tell you some good stories from the 1800's esp pre Civil War and CW stuff
     
  19. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    I think you get a certificate, beyond that nothing
     
  20. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I drive by their headquarters all the time. Seems like a bunch of stuffy old white people having functions that look tremendously boring.