Just got home from my date. Reset the timer, boys.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Nov 8, 2013.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    [video=youtube;lQlIhraqL7o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o[/video]
     
  2. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    On a related note: I just took a shower, I feel like I need to puke, and I'm getting checked for STD's tomorrow. This is no joke :/
     
  3. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    no you didn't
     
  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    How was he?
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Lies ontop of lies :coffee:
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What was his name?
     
  7. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :ninja:
     
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    how long did it take for the chloroform to work on the guy?
     
  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Gave ya a deep dickin', did he?
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Keyless Chuck Barely a VIP

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    Was it a Terrier?
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You beat off into the kleenex again, huh?
     
  13. larryluncg

    larryluncg Empty VIP

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    He fucked a Viking
     
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    Iroth мудак VIP

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    No you didn't.
     
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    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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  16. Mur

    Mur soon

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    prostitute?
     
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    Didn't you use a condom?
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Did you at least throw away the kleenex after you finished this time?
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Bingo.
     
  20. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    no :(