just got home from the bar

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  1. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    i walked to a local tavern and sat by myself listening to wednesday's show on my headphones while i drank 2 goose n tonics 1 guinness and a coke while middle aged woman danced to donna summers. the bartender was a cute italian girl with long hair in a pony tail and a nice bod but a little tummy in the front i don't care
     
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    that's it?
     
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    Any good songs?
     
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    Boy, you really spin a yarn!
     
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    I drink alone. :dontknow:
    :pilot:
     
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    some sexy stevie nicks looking gal sang ella fitzgerald - "summertime" on karaoke and did really fucking goo
     
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    so was i rp
     
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    they played a funky 70's track with a groovy bass line and black girl singing .. and a white guy "rapping" at the very end of the video...

    i can't recall the song atm
     
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    Groove is in the heart. :grad:
     
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    good guess but not the song
    was like a oul train looking vid with george michaels looking mf rapping at the end or something
     
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    That was from '90. I am good at the shit and will send the correct answer shortly.

    ps... one more clue plz ?
     
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    bass line was prominent and repetitve catchy black girl funky song fuck
     
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    Won't you take me to Funky Town. :dance:
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    really pisses me off it does
     
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    Not sure about your "BAR"
    But after every Bar visit..I'm all:
     
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    As Ricky would say to Julian, 'Sounds boring as fuck!'
     
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    I could never go to a bar and put on headphones, I would feel very awkward, even after a few drinks.
     
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    Ummmm.... Sorry....
     
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    Fuck, and I thought I was bad listening to sports talk at the bar.