Just got home from the homo wedding.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    Asshole fully intact. :grad:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    Mmmm-hmmmm
     
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    curious?
     
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    So they used spit? Good for them being so thoughtful. :munch:
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Fingerblast any hotties?
     
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    I wish. The only single chick there was one of the groom's jailbait sister.
     
  7. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Who did you get married to?
     
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    Did you take a +1? And wear jeans?
     
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    I thought gay guys had all kinds of fag hags hanging around?
     
  10. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    How are the knees?
     
  11. NipplesAndToes23

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    You goddamn fucking cunt! The fucking wedding party wore jeans!!!! :fil:
     
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    Nope. Just couples and a bunch of gay dudes. And me.
     
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    I totally cried, too. :facepalm:
     
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    Weddings suck.

    I recently got married, and I didn't subject anyone to that shit. Just went and did it.
     
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    That sucks.

    I've known so many fag hags in my day. You'd expect a gay wedding to be full of insecure women who latch onto gay men.
     
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    Hey man, how's the Corvette running?
     
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    I've had my share of experiences with fag hags. Total pains in the ass. When I meet a chick and find out she hangs out with a bunch of homos I totally :buhbye:
     
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    I drove it into a lake after Nikkerz spurned my advances!

    When you're heir to the largest sod dynasty in the mid west, it'd be like you plebs lighting a cheap cigar with a $5 bill. (No offense to the plebs out there)
     
  19. FatKidSullivan

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    The impression I get is they're really needy.
     
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    rattler 0.0 Fucks Given

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    Laughing that hard?