Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, Sep 19, 2015.
Asshole fully intact.
So they used spit? Good for them being so thoughtful.
Fingerblast any hotties?
I wish. The only single chick there was one of the groom's jailbait sister.
Who did you get married to?
Did you take a +1? And wear jeans?
I thought gay guys had all kinds of fag hags hanging around?
How are the knees?
You goddamn fucking cunt! The fucking wedding party wore jeans!!!!
Nope. Just couples and a bunch of gay dudes. And me.
I totally cried, too.
I recently got married, and I didn't subject anyone to that shit. Just went and did it.
I've known so many fag hags in my day. You'd expect a gay wedding to be full of insecure women who latch onto gay men.
Hey man, how's the Corvette running?
I've had my share of experiences with fag hags. Total pains in the ass. When I meet a chick and find out she hangs out with a bunch of homos I totally
I drove it into a lake after Nikkerz spurned my advances!
When you're heir to the largest sod dynasty in the mid west, it'd be like you plebs lighting a cheap cigar with a $5 bill. (No offense to the plebs out there)
The impression I get is they're really needy.
Laughing that hard?