Just got home from work and the woman left me 8 strips of bacon on the counter

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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  2. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    There were ten pieces, but I guess the guy who was banging your wife while you were at work ate the other two.
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    He deserves it.
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Jesus, this place really changed you while I was away. :jj:
     
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  5. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Thank you
     
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    Orgy Pants teklife

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    8 strips. you wouldn't have happened to have taken out a life insurance policy recently?
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    This is true. Doubly.
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    I :wub: that nigga @Teeney