My god I was at No Frills picking up a couple a jars of pickled eggs and I get to the checkout counter and I start flipping through Star Magazine like I always do. So I says to the guy behind me I says "That Paula Dean is bang on, I love her". Well I didn't check to see who was behind me first and it turned out to be a this big ugly fat black prick and he swats the magazine out of my hands and slams my face onto the converyor belt and holds it there. The worst part is the cashier was dark too, somalian or some shit, and she hears all this and decides to push the conveyor belt along which rubbed have my fuckin face off. This went on for like 2 minutes straight until they let me go. Half my face is in bandages.