Just got my face torn apart at No Frills

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  1. Swayze

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    My god

    I was at No Frills picking up a couple a jars of pickled eggs and I get to the checkout counter and I start flipping through Star Magazine like I always do. So I says to the guy behind me I says "That Paula Dean is bang on, I love her". Well I didn't check to see who was behind me first and it turned out to be a this big ugly fat black prick and he swats the magazine out of my hands and slams my face onto the converyor belt and holds it there.

    The worst part is the cashier was dark too, somalian or some shit, and she hears all this and decides to push the conveyor belt along which rubbed have my fuckin face off. This went on for like 2 minutes straight until they let me go. Half my face is in bandages.
     
  2. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    This never happened.
     
  3. Swayze

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  4. geo

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    u eat pickled eggs :puke:
     
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    somalians are ruthless
     
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    humpdays :coffee:
     
  7. wigtropolis

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    No frills provided many frills
     
  8. Swayze

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    yah man
     
  9. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    are you sure they were not just pissed off with you using food stamps?
     
  10. Swayze

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    Canadians dont have foodstamps

    We can afford to feed ourselves
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    That's why I always use the self-checkout lanes. :coffee:
     
  12. Schmoopy

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    I would've blinded you with the laser from the barcode reading window. :funny:
     
  13. Schmoopy

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    I'd kick your ass just for buying milk in bags.
     
  14. face palm

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    wow schmoopy is on fire :facepalm:
     
  15. Nantrax

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    Does that include Lever? :dontknow:
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Is this true?
     
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  19. Gunslinger

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    fuckin pirates. you need to ice it...that's what doctors normally recommend when you get your face sanded off. That and a lot of water
     
  20. Gunslinger

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    100% true. I used to doubt Swayzle Swayze's stories and was quickly proven to be a Debbie Downer.