Just got my hair ripped out and my shoes and sword stolen

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, May 8, 2013.

  1. Swayze

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    Yeah!

    Ottawa has a large Leb population

    I was getting my sword sharpened at the mall and everything was going great. My friend Randy Derouin has a kiosk that sells and sharpens swords at St Laurent Shopping Centre.

    I go to leave and this wild pack of shit skinned Lebs were just waiting for me outside in the parking garage. The leader came up to me and started screaming at me in Arabic and I started to panic so I go to draw my sword and thats when it all went downhill.

    The 2nd in command wouldn't let me unsheath my sword by grabbing and squeezing my wrists like an indian burn while another guy grabbed my hair from behind and started dragging me around the parking garage. Thats the last thing I remember.

    I woke up in the Civic hospital with a huge chunk of hair missing, no shoes and no sword. I just can't go through this any longer.
     
  2. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot 2010 OG VIP

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    Oh

    Ok
     
  3. FatKidSullivan

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    Were the new-used jeans injured?
     
  4. Swayze

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    No they're still like new

    Not used at all barely
     
  5. potroast

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    Howard once beat me with a fishing pole then pushed me down a hill.
     
  6. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    do you have a card you punch at the hospital where you get a free skin graft after the 10th visit?
     
  7. FatKidSullivan

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    Swayze, have you considered forming a posse or crew to help protect you from these roaming gangs of street toughs? One man alone isn't enough to take on an entire army.
     
  8. Swayze

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    Yeah I have
     
  9. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye I've been picking scabs again Gold

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    It's hard out there for a pimp.
     
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    Patrick Swayze knows martial arts. :bs:
     
  11. ralphberries

    ralphberries Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You should drive over to Sudbury and pick lever up. Talk about what a shitty parent he is on the way to the mall. Then when you get to the mall he will be ready to Fucking Explode!:punch::umelt: