just got my squatty potty!

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  1. wujekcity

    wujekcity Well-Known Member

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    have to say I really like it and for $25 its worth it. Curious to know what anyone else that has one thinks?
     
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    I'm still waiting for my date from Ashly Madison to show up.
     
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    Not this shit again
     
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    Isn't it easier just to bend your back forward when you're sitting on the toilet?

    You achieve the same position and you don't have to move that stool around.
     
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    Can you take some pictures after you doot so we can see how much waste you eliminated?
     
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    I made my own bout 10 years ago because of a hemhoroid problem.
    It makes crapping a lot easier.
     
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    I love mine!!! Best invention since AZT....you feel like all the doody is gone, less remnants, less mess.
     
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    OK true story.... I had a colonoscopy a few weeks back - all good, but the doc did tell me at my follow-up that I had some "twisting" in the lower colon and to help that I could, and I quote, "put your feet up on a small stool when you poop.... nothing fancy, just go get one at Walmart for 3 or 4 bucks"
     
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    Would that position be any different than squatting over a paper plate and then dumping it in the toilet? I had to do that before when someone wouldn't get out of the bathroom. Surprisingly I didnt pee either which was odd.
     
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    did you wipe with your Shittens after?

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    I just take the bathroom waste basket and put my feet on it and boom the sht comes out just as smooth.
     
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    Shit on your lawn!
     
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    :nono:


    On your neighbors lawn.
     
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    Which stool? The one in the bowl?
     
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    Drink tons of Pabst and do it this way:c
     
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    Can ya really cut ya toe nail while in the potty.
     
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    SPAM!! Get the ban hammer out please!
     
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