just got off work I need to get caught up.Omg I was in the middle of a huge brawl too

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Did everyone from the Outpost get let out??

    So Friday night at the bar there was a huge fucking brawl Of course I got in the middle of it and I have a bruise on my arm from it but whatever At least I did not get punched in the face. I worry about my teeth you know?2 brothers got in to a huge bloody fight on friday and every asshole and there brother jumped in. Even there fifty five year old dad was popping off ready to throw down and I got In his face And said fiucking chill out Old timer . Beer was all over the place The situation was out of control and there is only one bouncer and me and three other guy bartenders were pushing everyone away from him that wanted to go at him. I told the other barback I almost got hit in the face and he said if someone touches me he would put them to sleep and I am like in love with him now. DOesnt hurt that he is really fucking hot and Italian so Im going to Pretend he is my boyfriend.

    Tonight I guess was the busiest night they ever had and I fucking busted ass. I got complemented by all the Bartenders for having GOod hustle and one of the managers said I had the Corporate shuffle or something that means I am a hard worker. And I am I treat the place as If its my own place. I guess the manager was looking at the other barback tonight and said was a lazy piece of shit he was compared to me. Thats what I wanted I purposely did everything in my Power to show that I am more of an asset than anyone ellse that has come before I dont fuck around.
     
  2. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    So you found yourself a new friend? :marx:

    Congratulations on the boss giving you a compliment. It depends on the type of manager but there are some who will only talk to you when things are bad.

    :lo5:
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Just Shiv and Freds got let loose.

    Damn Mario keep up the good work!
     
  4. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    You ever been in an all out "bar brawl" Mario?
     
  6. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    And for your information.

    Shiv and Freds are back with us.

    Let's say i'd like to add your bff on my friends list at FB...

    Would that be: ok, a bit creepy, very creepy, so creepy that she would ask you to delete me and cops at my door....

    :c (just having fun, she can sleep easy)
     
  7. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    way to put that old geezer in his place, Mario :up:
     
  8. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Thanks man and yeah this is him . He is only twenty five but he is super dam cute and has a good personality plus I think he has figured out I am gay and He is still nice to me .

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  9. Super Mario

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    Yeah but I manage to get away from them. I dont like getting hit in the face cause of my teeth I cant afford the dental work . Last haloween there was a huge brawl at another bar and I luckily got pushed back in to the kitchen so I did not get hurt. Last night my sis was working with me and as soon as the fight started she was gone and I said where the fuck did you go?? and She said to the bathroom to put on make up she said she does not have time for it haha.
     
  10. Super Mario

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    :jj: You can add her. She will just ask me aNd Illl say its cool . she fucking friended patrick Swayze on facebook because of his Steve Job jokes.
     
  11. Super Mario

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    Also I have been running in to every person I graduated with from high school . I have not decided yet who should be embarrassed more me or them. Were all just turning thirty now and Its like they see me up there barbacking And I have to stop for a minute and have awkward hey how have you been? But we both really dont fucking care conversation stop and chats . They probably look at me as a fucking loser for being that age and at a bar but At the same Time I look at them in disgust for all of the weight that they put on and deciding to stop taking care of themselves cause they got married and had kids. All the guys that were hot in high school are huge porkers like I was back in the day before I made life changes to take better care of my body. So they have a good career possibly and I am the fucking failure that is not fat.
     
  12. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    FFS..Shut the fuck up, Mario...
     
  13. Super Mario

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    No you shut the fuck up you fat fucking drunk. go to the poker thread and call everyone a fagot like you always do when you are drunk you boring predictable porker. Piece of shit dont tell me how I need to act on here. If it was all people like you here no one would even post so shut the fat up.
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    :lol:


    I always get Mario worked up like a fine lather.
     
  15. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    What tipped him off that you're gay? The pink fur chinchilla around your neck?
     
  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    :lol:
     
  17. Phil McKrakin

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    I already lol'd, you crying faggot. :facepalm:
     
  18. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    What's the name of this bar, Guido's?
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    One bouncer on a Saturday night. :facepalm:
     
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    i bet mario grabs dicks during fights