Conspiracy Just got pulled over by cops

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  1. BleedingGums

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    and got a fucking tint ticket

    5% on the dickhead tint meter

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  2. x76

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    That sounds like a revenue-enhancing bullshit ticket.
     
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    :lol: tinted gangsta style
     
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    Why did they pull you over? Was your dress caught in the door?

    @RH Goatcabin
     
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    Hello kid.
     
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    Love that bullshit... Every now and then the local cops go on "blitzes"- widow tint, aftermarket lights, illegal lifts and best of all: cracked windshields. It's fucking winter for 6 months of the year here, the roads get sanded all the time and windshields get cracked constantly. But no, it's a ticket with a windshield replacement. Even better, they can make you take a breathalyzer with no just cause.
     
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    :jj: you got a ticket for making your car look like shit.

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    HELLO LAUGH :nojj:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Ok people... 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    Whoever started this thread has me on iggy.
    :coffee:
     
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    Ah the Tranny! :yay: Probably his collagen lip implants burst when he got pulled over.
     
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    Your best bud Gums.
     
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    :haha:
     
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    :fail: :lol:
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the Sleigh? 2010 OG Gold

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    Those Arlington cops are a bunch of racists. Did you tell the cop that you are BleedingGums of the internet?
     
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    :no:

    He was a older brutha cop prob in his 60’s


    I saw him!
    Changed lanes to left to get beside this tractor rig to block me but when the light turned green the dickehead car in front of me didn't go ,she was texting so I was exposed to him when we started going
    Stupid fucking car in front of me fucked me
     
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    5% limo on all 4 doors
    Double limo on back hatch
    His tint meter showed 5% on drivers side

    I ain’t taking it off ...Texas heat is a bitch!
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the Sleigh? 2010 OG Gold

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    I didn't even know there was a tint meter. They should go after the modified exhausts instead of tint.
     
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    Oh yea. Cops used to put it up against my car. One cop just started laughing cuz he knew I was fucked. 1%.
     
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    Woo wooooooo

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    There would be riots here in Florida if they started ticketing people for tint.

    It should actually be the other way around and people without tint should be ticketed for their stupidity.