Just got thrown over the balcony at Loblaws

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Mar 19, 2013.

  1. Swayze

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    I went upstairs to try to get a gym membership at Curves for Women cause I heard there were tons of hot horny housewives there but they started giving me trouble and discriminating against me saying females only. I called bullshit, handed them 40 dollars cash money and went in the changeroom and starting getting into my gym clothes.

    Thats when the shit hit the fan. These butch dykes grabbed a hold of me while I was taking my pants off and they dragged me out by my feet and then a bunch of other dykes joined in and threw me over the railing and I landed directly onto the fruit table (bananas and oranges) and smashed the entire table flat and caused a huge scene. I wasn't really hurt though so I got the fuck up outta there and ran out, with my shirt and undies on, to my car and split.



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    My god that was unbelieably scary.
     
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    Fuckin dykes!
     
  4. Dave

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    That's fucking horrible :sad:

    You have the worst luck
     
  5. Swayze

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    I'm shaking like a leaf right now

    Its uncontrollable

    I thought I'd escaped unscathed, however, the mental trauma is a lot worse than any physical pain I've endured over the years of being accosted. I dont think I"m gonna pull outta this one. PTSD
     
  6. fletchman71

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    I think you have a lawsuit against them. Get a hold of the great lawyer, Bob Loblaw and go after them for all they're worth!
     
  7. Blackened

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    my prayers and well-wishes go out to your family during this tumultuous time
     
  8. Swayze

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    I have messages into my attorney.

    He goes by the name of Lawrence Oosterman
     
  9. Schmoopy

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    "That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!"


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  10. Billy Brown

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    Did you get the $40 back?
     
  11. Swayze

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    yeah moopy it really is

    I'm glad you're on my side with this
     
  12. Swayze

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    not yet...
     
  13. ralphberries

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    Did you see any hot milfs?
     
  14. Swayze

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    my memory is a little fuzzy
     
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    If Smoopy finds out this is a hoax he'll be MAD MAD.
     
  16. Lemmy

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    Were you bitten by a dog during this altercation as well?
     
  17. HeinousMark

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    Just be thankful it wasn't an :quote: urban :quote: mall....like that one in Atlanta with the "Nigga you GAY!" nigglets....
     
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    Bob Loblaw lobs law bomb.
     
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    Do you think they could have been horny for some dyke action from you
     
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    Tl/Dr-FU