Just got tortured at the local carnival

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Sep 4, 2013.

  1. Swayze

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    I took the afternoon off of work so I could attend the carnival, alone, as I get really competitive at the games etc and I like to operate as a lone wolf.

    So I was in a VERY heated games of Crowns & Anchors and I was up 11 dollars and teh carnival workers started getting really pissed off and told me I was cut off. "You've won enough" they said.

    CAN YOU FUCKIN BELIEVE THAT SHIT?

    I lost it and said I want to speak to your manager. So he comes over and they all start whispering and says "follow me, I'll make sure we take care of you sir"

    So I follow him and the two carnies to his trailer thinking I"m gonna get some free ride tickets etc but as soon as I enter the trailer I get smashed over the back of the head by a blunt object. Somebody was waiting for me inside.

    Next thing I know I wake up and I'm tied to the propane tank outside his trailer and they start beating the shit outta me, pissing on me, burning me with cigs etc. This went on for 2 and a half days before I escaped and ran to the hospital.

    I might not make it this time but if I do I will be suing
     
  2. Gitfiddle

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    I'm having chink food for lunch.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm thinking about a sandwich myself
     
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    I didn't go to The Ex this year, and not because of the food poisoning.. it's the same shit year after year..only thing worth going there for is the casino
     
  5. Swayze

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    Wise decision

    I'm laying on my death bed cause I flew too close to the sun on Crowns n Anchors

    I should have walked away with the cash when I could
     
  6. Swayze

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    also when do the mod applications become available for 2014?

    I want to make sure I get mine in first
     
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    Omg, Swayze, please don't die. We need you here
     
  8. Swayze

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    I had to have a plate put into my back
     
  9. Charon

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    Those animals. I hope they are caught and prosecuted.
     
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    if only I had a dollar for every time this happened to me at the county fair

    it's more common than you'd think
     
  11. Oderus

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    I won a framed Iron Maiden "Can I Play With Madness" poster playing ring toss in 1993. I still have that framed poster.
     
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    my mum dated a guy who owned a few games at a carnival. i got to work the wheel and ride the rides for free.

    carnies back then were just like i've seen in movies. hard drinking and gamboling. and when a civilian caused trouble, all the greasy guys with metal tools rushed in to the shout of HEY RUBE!

    i was like - hey rube? that works? :dontknow:
     
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    is it the one with the fist going through Eddie's head?
     
  14. Oderus

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    I was wrong. It was The Clairvoyant.

    [​IMG]
     
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    I almost ALMOST chuckled.
     
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    I'll take it!:tadah:
     
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    you should start signing your work so nobody steals it
     
  19. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    post that dick shot of you again please
     
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    so demure