Just Got Up To Pee

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  1. MrWarmth

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    Go fuck yourself
     
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    don't drink liquid after 4pm
     
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    I'm finding more and more I need to do a three yard straddle around urinals to avoid stepping in piss. What the fuck is the deal with you old guys?
     
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    That kinda puts the kibosh on Happy Hour, don'cha think? :coffee:
     
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    Is there anything more disgusting than a stadium men's room? YEEECCHH! :wtf:
     
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    it's a trade off
     
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    Sings like Curly of The Three Stooges. Fuck that mongoloid
     
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    Pete Rose Dive in the Wrigley Field Urinal:
     
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    I hadda hit the bush anyways. Tough day. Tough day.
     
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    You ever been to an airport? It's a mix of civilized folks and dudes that still wipe their ass with their left hand.
     
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    :puke:
     
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    I piss...therefore i am
     
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    :eek:
     
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    I've peed there
     
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    The barracks latrines on a Sunday morning were surreal
     
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    Probably the stadium women's room.
     
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    Having had jobs where I had to clean work toilets, women's are worse. Men however have no shame when it come to shitting up the work place.
     
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    I piss on the palm trees all night long.