Just had my first fight as a married man

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Real, Oct 29, 2012.

  1. Real

    Real Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think I won! :woot: :cheer: :cool:

    She was five minutes late to our meeting with the bank about getting money for our new house.

    I gave her the silent treatment then told her how disappointed I was in her.

    She called me an asshole and shut the door in my face when we got home, but I could tell she knew that I was right.
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Victory!! :woot:
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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  4. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Real immature, brah. Enjoy the paring knife in your liver later tonight.
     
  5. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    :jj: enjoy your no pussy week
     
  6. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    :woot: Good boy. You gotta establish control form the very beginning or else you're doomed for life.
     
  7. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    When will Chiva start a thread like this? :nigthink:
     
  8. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    I'll say 3 days
     
  9. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    racist
     
  10. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    5 minutes? :wtf: relax brah....sheesh
     
  11. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    WINNING! Dumb ass bitch
     
  12. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    you mean a thread about how Cheri kicked his ass?
     
  13. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Shine
     
  14. Real

    Real Well-Known Member VIP

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  15. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Hit her with a phone book or a bag of frozen oranges.
     
  16. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    you should have put her in the penalty box
     
  17. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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  18. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Hmmmmm, may need to move this thread to Loony Bin?


    :bigthink


    :c
     
  19. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    He won't live long enough to start a thread. To quote Leonard Cohen: "I've seen the future, brother, it is MURDER"
     
  20. Dainty Jainty

    Dainty Jainty New Member

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    You gave her the silent treatment for her being 5 minutes late???? Oh dear. Yeah, you may want to chill out a tad...