just had one of the worst sexual experiences ever I feel gross

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I met this dude on grindr And he was not the hottest but he was close. He was about 4000 feet away so I could just walk over there. Well I get there is completely shaven bald. he says he's 5-8. he has to be 5'5. the 15 pounds bigger. nasty hipster glasses peach polo. honestly I would rather fuck a girl.

    So the troll undresses himself and starts blowing me. he says I have an amazing cock(they all do) he fully hard and I'm thinking please god get me out of this.

    My sister started calling me non stop because she's fighting with her boyfriend Well Badfunn a few months ago told me it would be funny to have theThree's Company theme song for my ringtone I agreed with him about it. The song played about 3times over with that scummy guitar intro and the singing

    I open my eyes and look down in he completely soft. he says well that was a buzz kill. why would you have that as your ringtone? I said I don't know haha. he wasn't laughing. I grabbed my pants and put them on real quick and said I gotta go. he said please change that ringtone. I'm like yeah okay will do. later
     
  2. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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  3. TonyJax

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    That is where you need to focus all energy on.

    You will be happier.
     
  4. Keyless Chuck

    Keyless Chuck Barely a VIP

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    Prove it :bleachcoffee:
     
  5. Mack

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    :rofl:
     
  6. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    You should go with Sanford & Son.
     
  7. Billy Brown

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    Fake
     
  8. harlock

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    [​IMG]

    :jj:
     
  9. Super Mario

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    You first oh yeah I forgot your a pussy
     
  10. Super Mario

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    I might too.. that I have to get rid of this ringtone ASAP !
     
  11. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Bruce could not even help :sad:
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    I live mario
     
  13. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    If Sanford & Son started playing you would have grabbed the back of his head and fucked his face like the cunt it is.
     
  14. Phillip

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    Be careful dude, sounds you could've been buried in the backyard.
     
  15. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I fucking hate my life.
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

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    Gay people problems.
     
  17. Gomez

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  18. Sleep

    Sleep I Only Drink Caucasian Water DawgShed News

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    Where the kisses are his and his and his.
     
  19. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    For real. I wish I was complaining about some girl who was blowing me that I just met.
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i don't even care if that's not real it's hilarry. :jj: