Just heard the rundown for tomorrow's show

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  1. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    Don't ask where I got this from.

    Intro 6:05am
    • Howard is tired and feels like he didn't have any time off
    • Howard talks about Florida for a second and how weird the people are there
    • Bobo you're on the air: "I saw Beth at a charity event and she looked amazing."
    • Robin talks about her NAACP award and another show she is going on.
    • Howard asks Fred what he did the over break, he didn't do anything and ends the discussion
    • Commercial
    • Maryanne from Brooklyn you are on the air: "Howard I cant wait for AGT.........."
    • Howard talks about how much he practiced guitar
    • Howard plays the intro he learned for Mississippi Queen with his shitty vocals
    • Howard talks about Leslie West and how much of a drunk he was
    • Commercial
    • Howard talks about the missing plane and how stupid they are over in Asia
    • Howard plays funny audio and video clips JD pulled off of gorillamask.com
    • Gary comes in to talk about Richard passing out during St. Patrick's Day
    • Leads into Sal & Richard St. Pats Day man on the street bits
    • Howard talks about Jimmy Fallon and the Tonight Show ratings and how Jay Leno sucks
    • Commercial
    • Howard bitches about Twitter and how he hates it, everyone is a hater and douche
    • Howard talks to Ronnie and goofs on his mustache and dye job
    • (C List Celebrity Interview) "Did you get along with your parents? Did they hold you back? Did you have any real friends? How much are you worth? Did you get points on the end of your picture? Was that director a douchebag? Can you retire now? How big is your penis? Do you shower with your cast members? Does your Dad hate the rest of your family? Have you ever used Hash Oil?"
    • Commercial
    • Robin's News: News she copy's and pastes from Yahoo.com, CNN, TMZ, MSNBC, GOOGLE, WIKIPEDIA, NY POST, US WEEKLY, AP WIRE, and the Huffington Post.
    • THE WRAP UP SHOW: All topics that criticize Howard are not up for debate. Lets pick on C level staff members like JD and Richard and extend it for 45 minutes so we can cover the entire show. A couple of real calls slip threw but they are dropped so with the delay nobody notices them. Goof on JD. Goof on Sal. Goof on Scott. Anything els? Time for the plugs.
    THE END :)
     
  2. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    :lol: That about sums it up!
     
  3. Jon Mendelsohn

    Jon Mendelsohn New Member Banned User

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    That's actually too much content for one show...and not enough commercials.
     
  4. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    1- cock
    2- cock
    3-kitties
    4-more cock
     
  5. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    That sounds like an entire weeks worth.
     
  6. jimbronie

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    You forgot about talking about Ronnie's new tattoo of Dudley that looks like a penis.
     
  7. Ashbeard

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    Killer shit!
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    He's all in. Haven't you heard?
     
  9. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Yeah, it's pretty much spot on, but it's missing 18 live-read commercials, crowbarred into the middle of unrelated conversations.
     
  10. Bye You!

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    :lol:

    And the monologues. Ahhhh, how I laughed my ass off at how flat they fell.
     
  11. Anfkid

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    yea i didnt hear from shittinCORP, Ashley Madison, The Greatest Vitamin Ever, and Adam and Eve. :grad:
     
  12. Halloween

    Halloween Well-Known Member

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    I predict another "I need to quit twitter. I hate that site, but I obsess over the negativity" rant. He and Beth have taken plenty of hits this past week.
     
  13. deadbeat

    deadbeat Well-Known Member

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    This is quite impressive
     
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    18? What did they pick up 16 sponsors over the break?
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    you would think with all the wig comments and his vanity, he woulda ran out and got a good burt reynolds wig. the kind you can barely tell. instead his swiffer head keeps getting higher and higher and more scotchguarded shiny.
     
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    Swifter head. :rofl:
     
  17. illini fan

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    ...Fixed...
     
  18. Vinegarette

    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    Thats far too much work for Robin -- she simply reads off the day's Drudge Report. Nothing more usually.

    When Drudge wasn't updated for a couple of days, she read other stories from the same stuck web page, even though the news was days old at that point.
     
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    Lol dead on!
     
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    did she really? thats awesome!