just in case you wanted to come see me.

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  1. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com Gold

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    ATTENTION: all tri-state, philly, jersey peeps. I'ma coming back to da east coooooaaaaasssssttttttttttttttt! wednesday night, may 13th at levity live in west nyack with mike bochetti. thursday may 14th, at the comedy shoppe in pompton plains, nj, with the reverend bob levy, friday night may 15th at bust a gut comedy club in ocean, new jersey, with bob levy, 2 shows, & saturday night may 16th at the comedy cabaret in philly, with bob, 2 shows.
     
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    Where the fuck have you been? Thought we scared you away.
     
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    never lol
     
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    I was on the road, vegas, & tahoe
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Welcome back JM. We were raising Bitcoin donations to send out an Internet search party. The smart money had you lost in a Japanese torture porn site; but we're glad to see you back.

    Now be funny dammit!
     
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    I'll be at the cabaret. You bring the coke, I'll bring the whores
     
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    thanks - maybe i will go to the Pompton Lakes show.
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I like Bochetti....good to see u guys working together.
     
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    do you do stand up now john? or do you play music?
     
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    How much does a ticket to something like this cost? I am a cheap ass son of a bitch. John, have you ever thought about offering some sort of deal or discount to Shedders?
     
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    thanks john
     
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    Is Levy even any good? I obviously can't fully judge him based only on internet clips and radio appearances, but I'll tell ya what...if his coupe de grace is still eating blue cheese from some skanks ass-that's garbage, and it sucks. I'd consider that hack shit, stunt boy garbage, and I wouldn't pay a dime to see it.
     
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    His comedy is about as smart and entertaining as the blue cheese bit
     
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    Wainegro VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yeah, that's about what I thought. John is relatively new to the stand up game so, so I'm not going to critique him or his efforts. Bob Levy on the other hand has been around for years and years and as far as I know cannot headline a decent venue. The fact that Bob can't, says something, his routine must be lacking something because he has been on the periphery for years but has never had any great success. Comics have been in high demand for some time now yet he's never been offered a sitcom or anything of any relevance. I appreciated him standing up to Wiggy, but that's about it. I wonder who told him that eating blue cheese from some broads crusty ass was going to pave his road to main stream or even cult successes? it's low brow, it's hacky, and it sucks.
     
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    Did you hear Jackie Marlow shitting on your comedy on Penn's podcast?
     
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    I never gave it much thought, but I think he was only funny (on the show) when Artie was goofing on him. They had good back-and-forth, but I think it was more Artie's than Bob's doing? :dontknow:
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    How are the benefits working for Greyhound?
     
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    Bochetti is a good egg. And he lost a ton of weight. Good to see you working with him.
     
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