Just learned that for the next 2 weeks, my son's gym class is sex ed

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    And this started Monday. The part that bothers me is he specifically told my wife not to tell me. So naturally, I tried to bring up the subject to him by asking what he did in gym. The kid flat out lied to me.
     
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    Why do you give a shit
     
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    Cuz it's kinda weird that my son doesn't want me to know.
     
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    This isnt your sons sex ed class
     
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    Naah it isn't.
     
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    DDT him. He's gotta learn.

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    Maybe hes gay
     
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    are you going to get him his own brush so he has the proper classroom materials?
     
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    Schmoopy will show it to his school
     
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    You told your wife you didn't want to know, she told him so you basically told him to lie to you.

    Your fault.
     
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    No I didn't
     
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    oh...I misread that....carrry on.
     
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    Kid's probably just embarrassed, that's all. If he'd told you though and if he had a good sense of humor, it would've been cool to have him ask the coach to tell him about all the perversions though.
     
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    Is that sweet titted bitch treating you better yet? That succulent whore better bring you a beer tonight with moist vag
     
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    Two weeks seems like too long
     
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    I was a health and PE teacher and when it got to the ejaculate part, I had a full participatory lab.
     
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    Still wearing the ankle bracelet?
     
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    its a good restraint device as well for tiny ankles