Just Once, Can Someone Cook For Me?

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  1. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Sorry, pity party coming.
    Rainy afternoon; sitting, thinking, hungry, drinking. (Rolling Stones Spider to the Fly reference)
    I've done the chef thing for my career, still do.
    I do all the cooking. Everywhere, every day.
    I'm surrounded by food in my cupboards, but just don't want to do it.
    One day, JUST ONE DAY, I would love to come home to a prepared meal.
    Wish it was today!
     
  2. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    If we lived near each other, you'd be welcome to come to dinner every night. :hug:

    I LOVE to cook!!! [​IMG]
     
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    :lunch:
     
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    Same here.
     
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    Maybe people can send you care/food packages that you just need to heat up? I'd do it, but I'm too lazy to cook. And you might not wanna eat vegan-ish foods.
     
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    I know how to use the grill,also a electric griddle and make sandwiches.
    any women would like that.
     
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    One of the worst things about being a professional cook is that people are too intimidated to invite you to dinner (or otherwise cook for you).
     
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    That is one exquisite looking Bundt cake. I would love to try it.
    Is it possible they have German Chocolate cake there as well?
    Oh my, I just noticed the chef. A tad underdressed for the kitchen.
     
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    Order a Pizza.
     
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    ORDER CHINESE! BOOM
     
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    Drive through, Boston Market.
     
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    I wake at 2:30am to get ready for work and make my husband an omelette every morning.
    Today it was a cheese, pepper and mushroom omelette.
     
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    You might like women, but you LOVE food.
     
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    he's very lucky...

    I drink my eggs raw, out of a glass since I have no one to cook them for me... :depressed:
     
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    :console:
     
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    I hope he appreciates you.
     
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    My wife threw a six day old banana at me when I asked for breakfast the other day at 7am, it was still edible as it only splattered against the right side of my face. I gotta count my blessings where I can!