Just ordered a Mandoline

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  1. Tranquil

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    Way chickish.

    Just sayin'.
     
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    Enjoy yer fingers now those safety guards are shit.
     
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    Fuck yourself only real men use a mandoline
     
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    I thought this was about a musical instrument. :smile:
     
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    Me too
     
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  7. Tranquil

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    I'll figure it out
     
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  9. Tranquil

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    It needs a new name for sure
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    Oh yeah, me too. Totally.

    I was going to get in here and say 'Well, I guess you are a dude afterall', but then I saw the kitchenware, and I'm back to the original premise that this is a chick poster. :grad:
     
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    Go to Amazon right this second and search for kevlar gloves. If you have an accident with a mandoline you will be fucked beyond fucked. No need to thank me.
     
  12. Tranquil

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    This tool is only for real men
     
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    I plan to use this only when drunk so I'll be ok
     
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    Sliced right through the tip of my finger once.



    Once.

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    I bought one of them over the summer. Now my eggplant slices are exact and making my own special recipe eggplant parm has become fast, easy and fun

    I highly recommend a mandoline for anyone that is into cooking as much as me and Tranquil are
     
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  16. Tranquil

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    You obviously don't know a mans man is when you see one.
     
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    I also use that push thing since I sliced the motherfuck out of my fingers the first time
     
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    If a ladies man bangs a lot of chicks, what's a man's man?
     
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    After the fork, knife, and spoon, I pretty much don't know the name of anything else in the kitchen.

    That is the womans domain. :grad:
     
  20. Tranquil

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    You thought this is what a dude would purchase? You're a fag.

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