Just ordered my "Pens by Elias" (pics included)

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  1. Mister Smith

    Mister Smith New Member Banned User

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    Looks like the company is taking a new direction....

    :ral::cwl::hilarious::haha::backlol:
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    shit gonna get fucked in here
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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  5. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Post the pen he made of your email crying to be let back on the site.
     
  6. Mister Smith

    Mister Smith New Member Banned User

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    I was thinking of making "Pens by Jackie the Jerk's girlfriend" and it could have a little compartment where you can pop anti-depressants bc your internet obsessed boyfriend is making you miserable. What do you think? I think there is a market for that type of product.
     
  7. jackie the jerk

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    Yeah I would get one.
     
  8. wigtropolis

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    I would like mine uncircumcised in black with a dark purple tip.
     
  9. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :lol:
     
  10. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    btw That Eleven post call out thread from you about me yesterday was epic :smiley:
     
  11. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    So let me get this straight...

    YOU order a bunch of pink rubber dildos and I'M supposed to look bad?:scratch:

    :rofl::funny:
     
  12. Mister Smith

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    :spit:
     
  14. eliasbboy

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    :coffee:

    Please be a doll and leave me positive feedback for your pen purchase! Let me know how all those cocks you ordered fit. :hat:
     
  15. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    remember when i got into his photobucket and exposed his love for gay black teens? :rofl:

    :hilarious:
     
  16. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    "Hey guys!!! I ordered penis pens to suck on!

    PWND Elias again!!"


    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
     
  17. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Don't you mean when he "pranked you" by creating an entire photobucket account filled with pictures of half naked underage black boys and then forgot to password protect it just to make it "look" like he's a pedophile mudshark?

    Good prank Llamar!

    :giggle:
     
  18. Mister Smith

    Mister Smith New Member Banned User

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    Lol, you know I didn't send those e-mails and you know TheRealSmith account is being run by Saloon staff. There is no way to prove it by me but just keep up the little game so you look cool with the other posters.
     
  19. Mister Smith

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    Hahahhahhahahahaha!!!! you mean when i posted a link to my PUBLIC photobucket account that was filled with pics of werid, creepy shit? Yeah, that wasn't planned or anything to make the entire lounge at SFN to go fucking nuts.

    Wow, major pwn!!!!
     
  20. JumboWop

    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    shitty's never recovered from that masterful killing blow