Just paid $10 for a fucking pizza with Alfredo Sauce instead of Pizza sauce

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    ...Jesus Christ , now I gotta read the fine print for a fucking PIZZA .... Who the fuck puts Alfredo sauce on a GOD DAMN pizza ???? That's not pizza !!!!!!! That's fag food!!!

    Fuck Pizza Hut ...Everything's gotta be a pain in the ass now... What the fuck is wrong with this fucked up newfangled world when a man cant just go grab a normal Pie ???????

    Sons of bitches
     
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    Avalon down to earth elitist Gold

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    that's call'd a 'white pie' [​IMG]
     
  3. Mlaw

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    learn to read dopey
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Its a God Damned travesty ... That's not a pizza... that's foo-foo fag food...they need to advertise it as such

    13 hour work day, today.. and now I gotta get in the car and go buy some normal food ....Yipppeeee
     
  5. NipplesAndToes23

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    Boons can't read, yo.
     
  6. Bro

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    hahahahahaha suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    pizza hut is so hard sometimes.[​IMG]
     
  8. Phil McKrakin

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    boo... :ninja:


    :mad:
     
  9. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Don't fuck with me right now... I'm liable to call you an inappropriate name...

    .... I'm off to Domino's
     
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    They need to re-label their menu.... One side can be "foo-foo fag food"

    And the other side can be NORMAL food
     
  11. Orgy Pants

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    "dominos's? your menus wouldn't happen to force me to read a few sentences would they?"
     
  12. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    it's hard to get healthy food where pack lives.

    He farts a lot and he's fat and he eats lots of chips and fast food like AG.
     
  13. Gogol Boobdello

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    no goat cheese no care
     
  14. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I'd rather get a frozen pizza at 7-eleven than order from Pizza Hut.
     
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    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    My boss in nyc bought dominoes pizza for the crew. I passed.

    True story.
     
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    Dominos, pizza hut...they both suck.
     
  17. wife is a whore

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    I'm surprised you didn't dive right in, closing your eyes and imagining the pie was smothered in the Pizza Hut Guatsejaculate, faggit.

    Them Pizza Hut folks know you well.
     
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    Anyone in NYC ordering Dominoes, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, or any other chain store pizza, should be ground up and fed to the homeless.
     
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    I don't believe he got a pizza from Pizza Hut for $10.
     
  20. Phan Neepack

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    I've been ass-deep in legal contracts & loan docs since 8am this morning...I have another 13-14 hour day ahead of me tomorrow ... I don't have the energy to ponder what incongruous ingredients these miscreants may sneak in on me... I see "Ultimate Cheese Lover's " and I click "order" .... What un-American shitbag would defile an Ultimate Cheese Lovers pizza with a faggy Alfredo Sauce?? .... That's like ordering Chili-Cheese Fries and then finding out they use Carrot Sticks instead of Fries...