Just Poured My 6th Drink - Made Spaghetti Carbonara For Dinner

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  1. Phil McKrakin

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    All you faggots and cunts gather 'round and I'll tell you all about it...
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Pics or it didnt happen.
     
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    Fuck this faggot
     
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    He sucks his mothers cunt
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Big plans on this Friday night huh?



    Awesome.
     
  6. Phil McKrakin

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    First ya gotta fry up a shit ton of bacon all crispy like... recipe said 8 slices of thick cut so I did 10. :pig:

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    What are you doing tonight, champion?
     
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    have you puked yet?
     
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    Do you have the big daddy fryer? I recognize that scoop.
     
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  10. Phil McKrakin

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    Save some of that bacon grease and saute up your chopped onions and garlic...then add some peas when it's almost done.

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    Phil is having his first one :haha:
     
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  12. Mike

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    Hmm
     
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    Sauce consists of 3 eggs, cup of heavy cream and a cup of shredded parmesan cheese. Add a little salt and a metric fuck ton of fresh cracked pepper.

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    :wtf:
     
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    Your already poty stop trying to impress us
     
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    Forget the bacon and booze and I'm in!!!

    :c
     
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    About to go to bed. I just got home from bowling. It's 11 pm here Howie. Hope you have a great night doing... whatever you do...It's 8 there right?
     
  18. Tranquil

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    I think it may be true, you've gone soft us. :facepalm:
     
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    I'll deal with you latter, you sassy faggot.
     
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    Peas and bacon with scrambled eggs?
     
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