Just ran into a crazy lady at the Chinese take out place

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  1. DrivenByDemons

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    Asked me to poison a fortune cookie and replace the message inside with something evil. :dontknow:
     
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    was her pussy horizontal?
     
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    DrSublux, asking the questions we all wonder about.
     
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    Well...

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    I was afraid this would turn into a "I was attacked by a bunch of vicious asians at the Home Depot" story.

    I feel all safer now.
     
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    I think Swayze is washing the cowshit off his boots, no need to fret.
     
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