Just saw The Avengers - Howard's fake story was right.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Groucho Marx, Jul 5, 2012.

  1. Groucho Marx

    Groucho Marx Well-Known Member

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    Some guy brought his kids with him. Within 30 minutes, one of the kids said he was scared and started crying and the dad had to take him out of the theater. They were in and out of the theater 3 times (I assume the little shitbag also had to pee at one point).

    I didn't have to growl at anyone, but The Avengers really might be a scary movie for kids.
     
  2. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    That is, respectfully, bullshit (to make as a generalization). I saw the movie with literally a theater full of young kids and their parents (it was a group function) and NO ONE was scared or had to be brought out. Believe me the organizers would have had an earful if that had happened.

    The movie is COMPLETELY harmless, and the scariest part (Hulking out) is saved by the great humanity they put into him.
     
  3. chuk

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    Tell the truth. You were the little kid.
     
  4. chapped

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    I just saw Jaws and boy let me tell you that was one scary movie.. those Jews know how to direct let me tell you

    thanks for now posting any spoilers
     
  5. shitcunt

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    Howard obviously didn't get any money to promote the Avengers. Good call on their part.
     
  6. Groucho Marx

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    I would never subject my kid to this horror movie.
     
  7. Big Bird

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    Kids are very sensitive in these times.
     
  8. Rocinante

    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    Anecdotal evidence is...anecdotal.
     
  9. Nosmo King

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    The scariest part to me was the cost of the ticket, a soda, and those little pretzels with the cheese: $21.00!
     
  10. LobsterTails

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    Unfortunately you may have just found out your son is a fag.
     
  11. Nosmo King

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    Are you talking about this Avengers? With the Incredible Hulk, the Mighty Thor, and the Constipated Wasp?
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  12. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    You can say it.....they are spoiled and pussified. Not all, but most.