just saw this girl ding a car at the outlet mall

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  1. smichal

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    she drove away without leaving a note!

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    Not Guilty
     
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    Pontiac G 5
     
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    Guilty! She's already wearing white!
     
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    I'd sooner forgive Ryan lever for punching his kid in a convenience store
     
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    You could have gotten out of the car and confronted her. Then she would have pushed you. You'd push her back. Then you would have gotten all entangled. In the midst of fighting you both find yourselves getting turned on. And you'd kiss. And then you'd be all hot and heavy all over the car. Then the owner would come out, at first shocked but then horny and she'd join in.
    Why didn't you do this?
     
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    lol you have some imagination. ;) MEN!
    I moved my car.. and I wrote a nice note
    I don't like unlawful behaviour.. I know it'll cost 'em $500 to repaint the door.
     
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    I always though those types of stories were fake......until I witnessed a girl ding another car in a crowded parking lot..........
     
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    Howard?!?
     
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    Clearly that manicurist was trying to make a quick exit before what appears to be an oncoming Tornado in the distance got there......no lesbian hijinx this day.....
     
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    I've never seen anything like that. :crying:
     
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    did.. and I have it in my dash cam.. but I put my email instead of my phone #.
     
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    Why do you have a dash cam?
     
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    BTW - by the look of that woman's clothing you must live in Miami. Or Des Moines.
     
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    Is the dash cam standard on your vehicle or, did you add it for some reason?
     
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    Dash Cam ? :eek:
     
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    Please clearly define "Ding a car".....Did she ding the car with her door or did she tap the other car while driving her vehicle?


     
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    for just such occasions. I am paranoid. I have had my own car vandalised before.